Bottom 5 (Worst planets of all time)
5. Pluto – Finally exposed for the fraud that it was and rightly stripped of its planetary status by the IAU
4. Neptune – Much too chummy with Pluto thus status must be questioned
3. Saturn – The most conceited planet of all time, “look at me and my rings”
2. Jupiter – A blow hard comprised of nothing but liquids and gases and thus not suitable for landings
1. Venus – The planet of love hence designed for girls. Come on we're talking planets here! This is serious manly stuff.
Top 4 (Best planets of all time)
4. Mercury – Closest to the sun earns it a 1 spot for tolerance but way too small to crack the top 3
3. Mars – Gets high marks for its exploratory interest. This thing gets more exploration that Paris Hilton’s cooch
2. Earth – Can we finally admit that we’re slightly overrated? Sure we have this "life" thing going for us but no rings and a 1 puny moon keep us from the #1 spot
1. Uranus – Proof that 7th grade humor still reigns supreme!!!!!
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